Morning

Hmmm this morning I start to wonder why the hell anybody would actually go to my blog. Then I realized wait nobody does....funny stuff.

This morning I wake up and do my normal duties and go to take a shower. I get in the shower and I am just soaking there when I hear my doorbell ring. Now it rang more than once in an obnoxious way so I was pretty sure that it was one of my friends. If I had stopped to thing about it I would have realized that it was before noon and none of my friends were up. Anyways I get out of the shower and I was royally pissed so I did not put pants on. Mind you I had a towel on but still...shocking. I was going to open the door and just WHAM show my buddy the goods, but then I remembered a similar incident with a girl selling cookies.....I decided to cover up. Thankfully I put my "goods" away before I opened the door because it was an innocent comcast man trying to fix my internet(which I did not know was broken because I only live there when necessary) he kept trying to ask me what the problem was...all the while he is staring at me in my skimpy blue towel. I felt very exposed so I snapped and was like man I don't know what the hell the problem is I only live here. So he went on tinkering and I finally got to lather up.


See thats my point. Who the hell wants to read that? Again...nobody. Well if there are any nobody's out there leave me a comment so I know I am not alone...ohh and click that link in the blog under this so I can keep on working oh yeah.